ABC Countdown: C is for College

Today was College Day.
We had to wear clothing with the name of a college on it today, but, being the flaming, fashionable homosexual I am, I don't have a single piece of that type of wear. Hell, I don't even own clothing with words on it out of fear of tackiness.
So long story short, my friend brought me a shirt. It didn't match what I was wearing however and I had to deal with the anxiety of wearing a gray-green shirt over a purple shirt while wearing black pants. *twitch* Damn OCD...